dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
'its too hot to wear all black'
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
White people be like “so I’m racist because I don’t find an entire race of people attractive.”
Lmao uh yes